Main event boner

When casual mixed martial arts fans obsess over the winner of the weekend main event for days, and then nearly forget the fighter who participated exists shortly after.

i cant wait till twitter gets over their main event boner and shuts up about how great francis is.

by imposter_edits June 30, 2019

Old school boner

A highly respectful sized penis that doesn't exist ordinarily

Just driving along with an old school boner

by Mel&TimTam June 7, 2016

elementary school boner

A boner so large, but yet so misunderstood that young school students take pride when getting one.

no way, I heard jack and sally got to see Andrew's elementary school boner under the swing set.

by Chaintokers February 19, 2017

Dizzy Boner Syndrome

When you get so turned on by a dude's piece that it causes you to faint.

What happened to Jose? "Oh he's okay, he just has dizzy boner syndrome."

by BigDaddyBarbos February 18, 2022

bus stop boner

An old perv standing at a school bus stop with a boner.

Morgan got banned from Facebook for posting pictures of his bus stop boner.

by 12HANNAH21 June 22, 2023

skinny jeans boner

The worst thing to happen in the middle of math class

“Dam today I was so embarrassed in math I had a skinny jeans boner”

by Stakki April 22, 2018

Horny Boner Sock

A sock sometimes used by African American males for cooming in Public, in School, or while on the bus.
Sometimes used for assault, or as a pretext to assault.

Commonly abbreviated with "HBS"

Daym jamal ay-o dis feel so good wen I coom in my Horny Boner Sock.

Fug jamal gawt so mad at dat nigga dat he slap heym widt his Horny Boner Sock lamo.

by BuckBreakerSneedFeeder October 8, 2021