Your mum jokes

Jokes your smart & sexy friend makes but pisses you off cus you can't find a comeback

Example:
Person 1: Come on. Is there really nothing you want for your birthday?

Person 2: yeah only one thing. A date with your mum.

Person 1: wow. That was one of the best Your mum jokes

by Sexypianogql January 9, 2023

your mum

,,your mum'' is a commonly used term in all of America to answer a ,,diss'' or a ,,insult''. It's often used when the offended person doesn't know what to answer when confronted with a ,,diss''. Saying your mum usually means: Your mum has to do something with what you just said.

A guy: Yo, your so ugly omg. I can't imagine living in your body, must be a terrifying Life
Another guy: Your mum.
A guy: ,,dies''

by Nils der dude May 8, 2023

Kayden said suck your mum

When someone is pissing you off so much that you have to get papi chulo kayden involved.

I told you suck your mum and kayden said suck your mum.

by Kbgetsit July 29, 2023

Your mum

A woman who like the chutney ferrets and likes to do the Cleveland steamer whilst felching

Your mum

by Bum chutney yeah boi August 19, 2023

your mum

the fatest thing in the world

your mum

by the faace of 1 October 2, 2023

Your mum

my favorite person on Earth

- We need to break up, I think I have a crush on your mum

by veryclosefriend26 November 22, 2021

your mum

your mum is a another word for ‘sex toy’, please be aware they have flappy fannies. Let the lord deal with her sketty self. her names either Ava or Rebecca.

guy 1: your mums fit
guy 2: she has a boyfriend

guy 3: she’s a sket

guy 2: i know

by poomam October 19, 2019