Machete wielding Mexican gang member 1- Let's go in there and fuck him up ey.
Gang member 2-- Yea do it ey.
Gang member 2-Ese no, he doesn't look like a human being any more, stop it ey. His head is in over six pieces now vato.
Gang member 1- You think so ese? He got his wig split ey?
Gang member 2-- Yea do it ey.
Gang member 2-Ese no, he doesn't look like a human being any more, stop it ey. His head is in over six pieces now vato.
Gang member 1- You think so ese? He got his wig split ey?
by Solid Mantis September 25, 2017

A party in which you and your group of peers help a friend who is going bald by covering his head in Double Sided Scotch Tape, and then you all proceed to shave your pubic hair onto the said friends tape-covered bald head, therefore giving him a new wig and a new lease on life.
"Wow man Tom is going bald, maybe we should help him out by giving him a wig party. I ain't shaved my pubis in months."
by Big Daddy Jones December 27, 2018

When a big booty lady sits on your face, pressing her exposed vaginal region on your mouth, chin or eyes/forehead. Therefor causing her voluptuous butt to rest upon your crown like an old English barrister.
by Zabujango September 21, 2018

An '80s term used when a friend or parent over reacts.
1. BFF-"Oh my God, my prom dress isn't ready"
ME--"Gee, no need to Wig Out!
2.Me-- "You should start the car, we REALLY need to get going."
BF--"Why?"
Me---"My mom is totally going to Wig Out if I'm late for curfew!"
1. BFF-"Oh my God, my prom dress isn't ready"
ME--"Gee, no need to Wig Out!
2.Me-- "You should start the car, we REALLY need to get going."
BF--"Why?"
Me---"My mom is totally going to Wig Out if I'm late for curfew!"
by MimiMami May 23, 2018

The act of taking a dump, crap, sh*t on someones head creating what looks to be a brown wig on there head.
After we had sex i decided to give her a brown wig.
I had a huge load to dump so my brown wig on Jims head looked like he had dreadlocks.
I had a huge load to dump so my brown wig on Jims head looked like he had dreadlocks.
by Blacknight200 October 26, 2012

A term for the Cops. Also can be referred to as the Po-Po, the Police, The Fuzz.. etc. Originating in the South around Coastal areas, this term is claimed to have originated due to some college students under the influence. The term "Wig" is in reference to the pompous nature of certain members of the law enforcement who tend to take them selves too seriously like the wig-wearers of past centuries. "Fishy" relates to the suspicious business that those in law enforcement tend to bust. Thus the term "fishy wig" was born.
by The Captain Janeway March 7, 2011

Wig snatchers is the type of girl who will snatch your wig in the middle of the night 💀
She will be like bipity bopity boo your wigs gone boo
She will be like bipity bopity boo your wigs gone boo
Ayo that wig snatcher did it again! She snatced her wig 💨
Oh dayum Ms.Steal your wig snatched all the cheerleaders wig yesterday night, they all wigless
Oh dayum Ms.Steal your wig snatched all the cheerleaders wig yesterday night, they all wigless
by Hello im a unicorn October 7, 2018
