i said scuse me mothafucka do you like jellybeans he was like yea but not the black and the green ones. mothafucka who said i had to eat them jellybeans. To make a long fucking story short I put a whole bag of jellybeans up my ass and it's been 24 hours later and i ain't find none yet
by imabroomstick September 24, 2025
Get the I Put A Whole Bag of Jelly Beans Up My Assmug. The response you give when someone you dislike or just your friend ask where one of their possessions are
by Imbetweenyourasscheeks February 9, 2025
Get the Up yo assmug. Refers to someone pretending to be gay, usually done as a joke, a bet, or for some kind of monetary gain.
Logan Paul has half a sausage up his ass.
This guy, has half a sausage up their ass. Clearly they are just acting gay to get money.
This guy, has half a sausage up their ass. Clearly they are just acting gay to get money.
by Double Wizard Potabro February 17, 2019
Get the Half A Sausage Up Their Assmug.