When one is winning in life more than anyone else around them, but at the same time is losing in life harder than anyone has ever lost before
Adam: So you pulled 4 girls at the same time!? You are winning bro
James: yeah bro but the only girl I want I can’t ever have
Adam: bro you’re losing so hard right now - I think you’re suffering from the James Paradox
James: yeah bro but the only girl I want I can’t ever have
Adam: bro you’re losing so hard right now - I think you’re suffering from the James Paradox
by Ihavehugetestes April 24, 2022
Get the James Paradoxmug. Intense contractions caused by running faster to make it to the toilet in time. The paradox is that the faster you run, the faster you will get to the toilet — but also, the faster you run, the more imminent becomes the dropping of the deuce prior to making it to the toilet.
by Ae5Ea8 September 24, 2016
Get the miller's paradoxmug. When choosing to respect other’s choice to disrespect other’s choice is against respecting everybody’s choice.
by prandtlstokes November 4, 2021
Get the Sathyaprabha’s paradoxmug. 1. An article on wikipedia talking about wikipedia and how it is not a reliable source for fact checking.
2. When a site disses itself for falsehoods and trolls
2. When a site disses itself for falsehoods and trolls
1. "Do not use wikipedia as a source of information for wikipedia"
2. Did you hear that Wikipedia outed itself as unreliable?
No.
Well I like to call it the Wikipedia Paradox
2. Did you hear that Wikipedia outed itself as unreliable?
No.
Well I like to call it the Wikipedia Paradox
by catchingfire3 January 24, 2020
Get the Wikipedia Paradoxmug. The golden rule of only taking two hits of rosin extracts, the grandaddy of cannabis concentrates, and then passing to the next person.
Yo, pass the paradox.
by dabitokeitaddit June 6, 2021
Get the Pass the Paradoxmug. The phenomenon manifested as the more "friends" that a member of social networks has, the less this person is willing to share of themselves with the "friends" on the network.
"I can't post anything to Facebook anymore because too many people see that stuff!"
"Yeah, dude, you're up against the Facebook Paradox with your 10,000 FB-friends."
"Yeah, dude, you're up against the Facebook Paradox with your 10,000 FB-friends."
by Nigel Spellright November 4, 2015
Get the Facebook Paradoxmug. When you struggle with something and call for help, and the other person solves the problem by just existing and you look like an idiot.
You can't find your favorite shirt after an hour of looking and your mom finds it in your closet in 5 seconds? Mom Paradox.
Your computer keeps crashing but when you call IT everything works like new? Mom Paradox.
You can't find your favorite shirt after an hour of looking and your mom finds it in your closet in 5 seconds? Mom Paradox.
Your computer keeps crashing but when you call IT everything works like new? Mom Paradox.
Kid: "Mom the TV isn't turning on something is wrong"
Mom: *presses the ON button on the TV and it works just find* "What's the problem?"
Kid: "The Mom Paradox"
Mom: *proceeds to beat the kid*
Mom: *presses the ON button on the TV and it works just find* "What's the problem?"
Kid: "The Mom Paradox"
Mom: *proceeds to beat the kid*
by Guulagg February 22, 2022
Get the The Mom Paradoxmug.