Guy 1: Dude, I need a fix. Let's go get some snowman powder.
Guy 2: What the fuck is that? Sounds like some gay shit.
Guy 2: What the fuck is that? Sounds like some gay shit.
by TheRealDickCox November 27, 2010
Get the snowman powdermug. When a man masturbates during the winter but does not clean any of the residue, semen or "snow", off during the entire winter eventually leading to a point of no return where the penis is no longer visible and only a snowman shaped figure can be made out of the residue near the end of the winter.
Did ya hear about Earl? His mom caught with a Colorado Snowman and now he has to repent for his sins!... and take a bath!
by Brownsugar December 30, 2013
Get the Colorado Snowmanmug. by Kaiden_420 July 30, 2017
Get the Snowman Challengemug. When an overweight/overly obese man is doing anal and ejaculates large amounts of semen inside the rectal cavity. Thus the act of a Santa Claus parody. Because everyone knows Santa gets pussy from Mrs. clause
“Man that beared jiggalo sure did cum a lot in sally’s Ass.
“Yeah he went full Abominable Snowman on her, boom! *imitates avalanche sounds*”
“Yeah he went full Abominable Snowman on her, boom! *imitates avalanche sounds*”
by Boogieclyde December 25, 2018
Get the Abominable Snowmanmug. Similar to a peacock preening its feathers, the snowman lesbian builds and maintains her snowman in order to attract a mate. A snowman lesbian might spend days or even weeks on a single snowman but finding another lesbian to U-Haul home with makes it all worth it.
John: “Why’d she move to Montana?”
Betty: “Oh, she’s a snowman lesbian. She’s gotta go live somewhere with a lot of snow to have any chance of getting laid.”
Betty: “Oh, she’s a snowman lesbian. She’s gotta go live somewhere with a lot of snow to have any chance of getting laid.”
by Zohiel January 20, 2025
Get the snowman lesbianmug. by 0orange_iron May 29, 2020
Get the Snowperson/Snowmanmug. When three men are penetrating a hole at once, and the collective semen from their members dribbles out so much so that it coats their balls. The creates a 3 sack high snowman sandwich
"All of us were fuckin' her in the ass then the cum came out. It ended up making a snowman sandwich!"
by WhydoIive December 12, 2016
Get the snowman sandwichmug.