jenny skip

To lift ones leg up high enough to the point that you are able to knock a person out with one kick to the head.

When I see this chick who stole my man, she's getting a Jenny skip at first site.

by Alexandra Michael's July 4, 2018

lip, skip, and boogie

To put in a lip of chewing tobacco, enjoy it, and go on with your day with a wonderful buzz.

One guy says to another: "Lets lip, skip, and boogie, man."

by Declol420 May 22, 2008

no skip album

A no skip album is defined as an album by a musician/singer that has no bad songs, therefore, you don’t need to skip any when listening to it.

example:
“Speak Now” by American singer-songwriter Taylor Swift

“Speak Now is a no skip album bro... every song on it hits”

by urienerd May 13, 2021

Senior skip day

A day chosen by a senior class to skip school. This most frequently happens at the beginning/end of a school week or the day before or after a school day in which there are no classes (a state holiday for example).

Jill: Hey Jack, we have a State holiday Monday and we (seniors) have no school Wednesday because the underclassmen and Juniors are taking some standardized tests.

Jack: Well, Jill, I guess its only right to have a Senior skip day on Tuesady.

by Gator2013 March 29, 2009

National Skip School Day

National Skip School Day is on November 18. So nobody shows up on that day

You will have bad luck if you show up at school on National Skip School Day.

by MattofSteele October 31, 2019

Hop Skip and Go Naked

A body-numbing drink in which you mix a fifth of 190 proof grain, a case of beer (Ice beer preferably, keep that alcohol percentage up...), two containers of lemonade or limeaid concentrate, and a 2-Liter bottle of sprite together with some ice and prepare to not remember. Two or three cups of this stuff will put you on your ass guaranteed. Best drank with people who aren't gonna steal your shit if you blackout.

Dude 1: Shit man, my head hurts, my stomach's in knots, and where the fuck did these stitches come from?

Dude 2: We made Hop Skip and Go Naked last night, you don't remember? We got fucked up and sold a kidney so we could buy a couple eight hour old hotdogs at 7-11.

Dude 1: I'm pretty sure I have an aneurism.

by LouDogWentToTheMoon March 12, 2007

shit-skip

The way you walk/run when you have to shit realy bad.
Shit interchangeble with piss

1: Dude, I had to shit-skip all the way up the stairs at school the other day!
2: Hey Paul, look at that guy piss-skipping down the street!

by SlappyX November 8, 2007