Fantom Logger

An unidentified person that shits without flushing. This designation is particularly appropriate when they leave a solid oversized log of feces for the toilet's next patron to find.

"Hey dude, the Fantom Logger just destroyed the shitter! You shoulda seen the size of that nasty sewer trout they left; must've been sitting there all day before I found it..."

by The Fantom Logger November 4, 2013

linclon logger

taking a bunch of little shits in someones mouth

o man i did the linclon logger last night with your mom and she just eats that shit up

by gangster dillweed December 24, 2008

Ligerous

H4h4h4!!1 H3 1s t3h N3wb13!!!1~

M4ST3R oF t3H EAST C0MM0nL4nDS!!1~

H4h4h4h4 L1g3R0uS is T3h r4Ng3R N3WB!!

by Mararia December 3, 2003

Toot It And Let It Linger

When someone (preferably a guy who has a girlfriend) leads a person on (an innocent girl who falls for the guy but cares he has a girlfriend) and does things with him. it could be from just sexting to actually having sex but he tells her that she isn't allowed to tell anyone because of his girlfriend. And when the guy gets what he wants (or doesn't) he does't exactly dump the girl because they were never going out because he had a girlfriend, but just stops texting her everyday and never answers her texts or stops going up to talk to her. this isn't tooting it and booting it because the guy will still talk to the girl but when he does he acts like nothing ever happened and expects her to do the same

Naj "hey cori can i give you a hug tomorrow?" Cori "sure?" Naj "can i give you two hugs tomorrow?" Cori "sure" Naj " just sure?" cori "sure" Naj " can i have a butt touch?" Cori "NO! you have a girlfriend" (that is an example of a girl who is smart and doesnt fall for it.) Naj " hey Jaz i really like you youre really awesome we should have sex" Jaz "aww <3 i like you too but you have a girlfriend" Naj "so i dont care about her anymore i love her but i really like you" Jaz " ok come over now" and after he gets what he wants he never talks to her again and calls her his stalker (that was an example of a girl who fell for his act... hard)and that is what it means to Toot It And Let It Linger

by rayRay ;) June 14, 2011

logger

Someone who spends nearly all their time logged onto a pc or the internet.

You are a logger, because you log on!

by The Logger March 8, 2008

dick logger

One who takes a cigar cutter and puts it up their Vagina, then when one comes to have sex with them they get their dick cut off, since the logger would have an electronic device to initiate the cutting. Therefore the person with the cutter up their Vagina is a logger of dicks.

If you are too dumb to understand analogies, then go die.

lumberjack is to logging trees as dick logger is to logging dicks.

by battaglia RULES!!!!! December 13, 2006

legger

Term used to describe soomone (usually a woman) who uses their sexuality to hurt others.

After a huge cat fight, that legger fucked stephanie's boyfriend

by imabitchsofuckyou September 29, 2014