poop doodie

One of the two most funniest words put together in the English Dictionary. (if used properly)

(funny)
1) You fucking poop doodie ass bitch.
2) I need to take a pood doodie.

by hunker4u April 24, 2022

doody chute wet willy

when you brutally moisten your index finger and then shove it in the ass of one of your sleeping friends.

hey mike is asleep

I'm going to give him a doody chute wet willy

by TheColgator May 29, 2022

Doodie Finger

When you go to wipe your ass and you get shit on your finger.

“I had the screen door shits this morning and when I went to wipe my ass, I got doodie finger.” Jayson

by BUTT0N February 8, 2021

Doodie booty

Booty wit doodie in it

“SHUT UP BITCH. GET YOUR MOTHER FUCKIN ASS AND EAT THIS DOODIE BOOTY”

by nutbustinghomosexual November 25, 2022

Doodie frien

A soulmate who has no soul.

doodie frien : pump yr breaks, yr doing too much.
Me: pump yr butthole & stop make shit hard for me

by Ɛ>ee.zysees<3 March 20, 2024