crumpet dodger

A man who avoids women; typically because he is a homosexual.

"Hey Jamie, you massive crumpet dodger"

by Joni-K July 6, 2016

Headphone dodger

“Headphone dodgers” are those who play music or videos out loud on public transport are part of a wider problem of anti-social behavior. They infuriate their fellow Tube, train and bus passengers by making calls on speakerphone and playing music and videos out loud.

Person X: Taking too much space on the subway, listening to the slop-hop (loud and distorted).

Person Y: "Ever heard of earbuds pal? These stinky clothed headphone dodgers are mucking up my morning commute".

by /fa/ggot annon May 4, 2025

Jammie dodger

When you're avoiding having sex with a woman on her menstrual cycle.

Friend 1: "Hey bro you fucked your girlfriend recently?"

Friend 2: "Nah man I'm a jammie dodger at the moment cause she's on her period"

by Jessticles Jr. May 29, 2022

boat dodger

A person today in Ireland who never emigrated in the time Ireland was a poor country with a Third World infrastructure i.e. prior to 1997.

Boat Dodger :Mainly public sector workers and farmers.

by John Lane February 29, 2008

triple dog dodger

when (generally) two guys and one girl get together for a Threesome™ , with the female sandwiched in the middle, 1 male lying on his back and one male lying on top of the girl on his stomach. the bottom male takes the ass and neck and the top male takes . everything else

me: dude,, that dream i had last night was so weird,, i almost had a triple dog dodger with frank and gerard
person: no way!

by silentinletrees April 23, 2018

Splodgy dodger

The word used when two brothers play soggy biscuit with a jammy dodger.

"Hey Dylan do you wanna play splodgy dodger with me?"

"Sure Owen I'd love to come play splodgy jodger with you!"

by Taymarsh1 October 11, 2016

Dub Dodger

Someone who avoids getting dubs with the boys

Can’t believe Kevin is being a dub dodger tonight.

by Hi I’m teej August 3, 2025