eggy banjo

An eggy banjo is a sandwhich which consists of soft bread or a bun filled with sausage or bacon and a over medium fried egg. Upon biting the sandwhich, the pressure of the bread and contents will squeeze the egg causing it to burst and squirt it's yolk down the shirt of the sandwich owner. This immediately causes the individual to raise the hand with the sandwich to approximately shoulder height whilst frantically trying to wipe away the yolk with the other. The resulting stance momentarily resembles that of a strumming banjo player... Hence the phrase "Eggy Banjo"

Oh Dear, Joe appears to having an eggy banjo!

by Anotsoblandlife February 01, 2016

Roll Banjo

The act of rolling back the foreskin when giving a blowjob to a male who is uncircumcised.

I gave Mark head last night and had to "roll banjo".

by Leggies March 07, 2018

Aggressive Banjo

Someone playing the banjo like you would a metal guitar, and it also sounds just like a metal guitar as well.

Hayden Was Playing Some Aggressive Banjo At The Party Last Night.

by Toasty Toaster January 18, 2021

Cat banjo

Female playing with her genitals

I heard screams and ran to save her, but caught her just singing she played the ole cat banjo

by Solarfish January 04, 2017

Cat banjo

The motion made by a female while casually scratching her own genitals

I should change my underwear because my arm is tired of playing the ole cat banjo

by Solarfish January 04, 2017

banjo kazooie

When you're strumming on a banjo while your cousin hums on your genitals.

"After NASCAR even, cousin Debby gave me the ole banjo kazooie as a thanks for taking her"

by DK Kaytan April 25, 2024

Playing the Banjo

Flicking your nipple while twisting your penis to imitate playing the banjo while you tune it (your nipple is the string, your penis is the tuner) to play a song; often done for pleasure.

Man I love playing the banjo songs, I was doing it alll night long.

by aliceincreed April 13, 2025