A stupid ass slut bag dating a bitch ass gay fuck that sucks long dick and she takes bubbas long cock in the asshole
by Thejakeward June 14, 2018
Get the Stupid bitch Allisonmug. Allison is the most amazing girl on the face of this planet. She can always make people feel happy, even in the worst of times. Her and I laugh more then we breath when we talk. She is the coolest girl alive, and I feel bad for ANYONE who isn't friends with her. Anyone who messes with her HEARS FROM ME. So watch out! I love you girl!
by skdjclkemnsn May 9, 2009
Get the Allison, Eileen's Best Friendmug. (This is a joke) I am an Allison. Some words I would use to describe myself is: They am usually shy but they will open up to people when they get to know them. Dont get on their bad side. Can be mean. ALL boys fall for her but she wont fall for them. When she does fall she falls so hard its hard to get up. If you do manage to get her, dont let her go cause if you do youll regret it for the rest of your life. Youll be lucky to have her as a friend. She will make you smile when your around her. Dont be shy and get to know her. It wont be a mistake.
*This is Real*
My friends: Your so ugly
Me: ikr
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*Real*
Teacher: Write a slide show about yourself
Me: How are some ways to describe myself?
Teacher: Smart, talented, beautiful, artistic, funny
Me: Since when?
Teacher: Always
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Guy 1: Who was that? She was the hottest person Ive ever seen.
Guy 2: Bro you dont know her? Shes Allison.
Guy 1: Im gonna ask her out, bro.
Guy 3 : Don't bother, shes gonna be mine.
Guy 1: No man shes gonna be mine.
Guy 3: Well lets go over and see.
Guy 4: Lets hope you guys dont get rejected.
Guy 1: What do you mean
Guy 4: Havent heard? She already rejected half the school.
My friends: Your so ugly
Me: ikr
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*Real*
Teacher: Write a slide show about yourself
Me: How are some ways to describe myself?
Teacher: Smart, talented, beautiful, artistic, funny
Me: Since when?
Teacher: Always
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Guy 1: Who was that? She was the hottest person Ive ever seen.
Guy 2: Bro you dont know her? Shes Allison.
Guy 1: Im gonna ask her out, bro.
Guy 3 : Don't bother, shes gonna be mine.
Guy 1: No man shes gonna be mine.
Guy 3: Well lets go over and see.
Guy 4: Lets hope you guys dont get rejected.
Guy 1: What do you mean
Guy 4: Havent heard? She already rejected half the school.
by Rei Midoriya June 13, 2021
Get the Allisonmug. Allison is the most prettiest girl you will ever meet if you ever meet an Allison you WILL want to keep her although she's been through shit she comes out everyday and puts on a smile she may seem innocent and nice she is nice but not as innocent as you think she is if you mess with her (which I recommend you don't) she will make your life a living HELL. She is very picky about her friends and boyfriend. If you are her friend you must know her past who she likes and all about her ex's and more if you're her boyfriend you should feel lucky because boyyy is she bossy and she often has moodswings but she knows how to control it and doesn't show it so if your ever meet a Allison KEEP HER (There all keepers (;
Boy 1: damn look at Allison
Boy 2: Don't even think about I heard she called the cops last time asked her out
Boy 1:But did you know she's mine we've been dating
Boy 2: Lucky
Boy 1: I know...... Babe
Allison: What's wrong.... why you talking to ummm.... him
Boy 2: Don't even think about I heard she called the cops last time asked her out
Boy 1:But did you know she's mine we've been dating
Boy 2: Lucky
Boy 1: I know...... Babe
Allison: What's wrong.... why you talking to ummm.... him
by A GOD DAMN PERSON AYYY December 19, 2018
Get the Allisonmug. by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 10, 2025
Get the Stephanie Beatriz Bischoff Is Julissa Allison Estradamug. A friend you can always rely on. Super pretty with lots of freckles. Sometimes a bit aggressive. Smartest girl in the classroom, sometimes a little too smart. Doesn't fall for anything. You are lucky to get to hang out with her. Dont waste any time with her.
by rycate April 12, 2022
Get the Allisonmug.