trojan baby

When your Trojan breaks and you have a baby it is a Trojan baby.
John told me his condom broke. Looks like he's got a Trojan baby coming.
by Timstauder January 03, 2017
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Fuck A Trojan

A school full of pussies and hicks who think having money is a personality trait. Also their mascot is a Trojan because they always burst

under pressure.
O... you go to Petaluma High... Fuck A Trojan
by Uffrggugghu February 29, 2020
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Trojan Horse Friend

Someone who befriends one friend by pretending to enjoy their interest to secretly infiltrate an entire group of friends for false acceptance due to being a shitty person to begin with. Along with this is being a compulsive liar and hating conflict but will also spread ideas and fake thoughts about others to that one person and their group for fuller acceptance and building false trust. Also threatens to beat someone's ass in private but when confronted acts like a little bitch.
Person 1: 'What the fuck is John doing with that guy and his friends?'
Person 2: 'Oh, he is just being a trojan horse friend to get away from his own loneliness.'
by rodlikestoparty July 07, 2018
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Trojan Whore

When the opps send in someone to seduce you under false pretenses. The real objective is to unlock a locked door to allow the enemy in.
We can't get in. Send in the Trojan Whore.
by Pseuso August 20, 2024
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Trojan Whores

Women who let their guards down and allow a horse - sized cock to penetrate their walls only to suffer the consequences of taking a "gift horse in the mouth" ... or anywhere else!
Trojan Whores love their wild stallions, but they quickly realize that they aren't "stable."
by Arnie Grape April 08, 2022
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Trojan horse cock

A beverage comprised of a drop shot of rum into a beer. Similar to a jaeger bomb, but with rum and beer
Hey, wanna throw up? Try a trojan horse cock
by jon snow123 December 22, 2017
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Trojan Nut

Trojan Nut-When you've been cucking another man's girl hardcore and you're afraid you've gotten her pregnant, so you convince her to go have sex with her man unprotected so when and if the pregnancy comes up, you can argue it's not your kid

"Man I know you been fucking Steve's girl Raw, what if she turns up pregnant?"

"Naw man I'm way ahead of you, I made her go to steve a few times, if she comes up preggers, I'm gonna say it's not my kid."
by Biggest Chungus December 27, 2018
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