bathroom profiling

when all the stalls are full, you pick your stall based on who just left it

A really fat, old lady walked out of her stall the same time a normal girl did. I used the old bathroom profiling trick and went in to the normal girl's.

by Carlxyz August 9, 2012

Bathroom Strat

In team games, the strategy of hiding and baiting your team while they are fighting and need your assistance, then continuing to play as slowly as possible. Originating from PUBG when a teammate would hide inside a bathroom during a squad battle leaving his team to die.

Player 1: "Where is player 3?! We need help"
*Players 1, 2, and 4 die and begin spectating player 3 hiding in a bathroom*
Everyone: "ahhh running the bathroom strat. I'll be back in a few minutes"

by Veritas28 February 23, 2019

Viktor's Bathroom

The bathroom that tops all bathrooms. This magical place has a shower with body jets, all tile floors, a fancy ass sink, and a sweet ass toilet. Its a bathroom that you do not even feel worthy enough to enter. You feel honored just to be allowed to use that bathroom. No pictures are allowed, one must experience it for oneself.

Bro 1:Yo let's go to Viktor's house!
Bro 2:Why?
Bro 1: Yo man, you dont even know about Viktor's bathroom!

by gimmealittlehandshake July 23, 2012

Bathroom Breakdance

When you're experiencing that urgent need to go and rush to the lavatory only to find you've tied your windpants in a knot.

Cripes, that was a close call. Really had to pee and couldn't access my unmentionables due to a knot in my windpants. Had to do a bathroom breakdance.

by Norman Bates' Mother January 8, 2018

bathroom roach

the roaches that only show up in the bathroom.

yo, theres this one bathroom roach thats been in my bathroom for 3 days man.

by iabbayobr May 1, 2023

virgin bathroom

A bathroom that has been freshly cleaned, and not yet sullied by anyone else's disgusting, regret-filled, morning-after-a-12-pack dump.

There is nothing better than shitting in a virgin bathroom.

I took that bathroom's virginity, and I swear it will never be the same.

by Chudley Poorite March 5, 2017

Bathroom booking

The moment when wiping ones ass that the toilet paper rips and you inadvertently put a finger on or in your brownie hole, thus allowing you to leave your fingerprints on the paper like a jail booking.

Everytime I use one-ply toilet paper I give myself the bathroom booking.

by Donkeysdong July 26, 2018