Sebastian

Slang for Suboxone.

Hey man, do you have an an extra Sebastian?

by YielderX December 4, 2018

Sebastian

A bitch ass nigga who can’t stand up for himself

“Its not that serious bro” - Sebastian

by Lilmoserr November 19, 2019

Sebastian

Anyone who has the name Sebastian is probably a cunt and very overweight

“Sebastian is a massive cunt the fat prick

by Real person 124 February 7, 2020

SeBaStIaN

man with massivley long but extremely skinny penis.

"man that guy was a real SeBaStIaN, his dick was lick a rhino leg but skinny"

by CARLOS oh yes March 6, 2019

Sebastian

Also known as Seb, is a nasty combination of the worst things ever created. They smell, are full of themselves, bad a sports, curse a lot, and remove themselves from any social contact whatsoever. He thinks he can get any girl he wants when really, when they see him, they run away screaming. Sebastians are really ugly and have a bad laugh, smile, and body. Dont get too attached because they get kicked out of every school they go to. He is a nasty bitch that lies and is a piece of shit. Stay away...

What is that thing?
-- Oh, its a Sebastian.

by Curly Cue June 20, 2014

sebastian

Sebastian is a big poop who thinks he's cool but actually is a big crap who hangs out with girls two years older than him

sebastian: hey everyone

everyone: go die you stupid poop

by punchmenow October 25, 2019

Sebastian

A child who doesn’t wash his hair , talk to women , or leaves the house and has a bitch as a daughter named Daunte .

Sebastian is a bitch .

by JGTHEKID October 9, 2020