Trojan Horse Scandal

Islamists in Brimingham High Schools? Tell me something I didn't know!
"This school isn't infiltrated by hardline Islamists, is it Abdul?"

"No sir"

"Do you think it is part of the Trojan Horse Scandal Mohammed?"

"No sir."

"What about you Peter, you evil piece of infidel shit who's screams of agony in the fires of hell will help me reach orgasm when I make those 72 virgins the cheapest slags around?"

"... Allah Akbar?"
by Legolas Redbard November 30, 2015
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Trojan Kill

This refers to kills, mainly in Battlefield, attacking an enemy air vehicle using only a free-fire rocket launcher, preferably the RPG. Any free-fire rocket will instantly destroy an air vehicle. Performers must conpensate for the rockets "bullet drop" and it must be an unplanned kill, so no friends involved. This is extremely hard to execute, but is physically and mentally rewarding
Oh!!!! I Just got a trojan kill

Dude, there is a free trojan flying at Charlie

Trojan! Trojan! Trojan! Trojan!

I just got trojaned by a Colonel
by FA1L STaR June 19, 2014
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Trojan Status

trōjən stātəs/
noun.

1. a prank when you post a status on facebook that everyone you know will like/stand behind (i.e. supporting our country/troops, a little kid who beats cancer, etc...) and once everyone has liked it... go back in and edit the status to something REALLY BAD (some racist/hateful, ignorant, etc...).
Example:
Original Status: "The world would be a better place if people loved other people as much as they love the walking dead"....wait for a bunch of friends to like the status.....insert Trojan Status: "Jews deserved the Holocaust...#thanksadolf" ....wait for all your friends to be like ...WHAT!?!?! I NEVER LIKED THAT !?!"
by BigTeaney February 06, 2014
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Trojan Whore

When the opps send in someone to seduce you under false pretenses. The real objective is to unlock a locked door to allow the enemy in.
We can't get in. Send in the Trojan Whore.
by Pseuso August 20, 2024
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Trojan Whores

Women who let their guards down and allow a horse - sized cock to penetrate their walls only to suffer the consequences of taking a "gift horse in the mouth" ... or anywhere else!
Trojan Whores love their wild stallions, but they quickly realize that they aren't "stable."
by Arnie Grape April 08, 2022
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Trojan horse cock

A beverage comprised of a drop shot of rum into a beer. Similar to a jaeger bomb, but with rum and beer
Hey, wanna throw up? Try a trojan horse cock
by jon snow123 December 22, 2017
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Trojan Unicorn

A person who is invited to be part of an established couple that is polyamorous and who is believed by the couple to be their unicorn (the mythical person who will complete a throuple), but who has ulterior motives to break up the couple and who is actually a home wrecker.
We thought we found the perfect person but she is a Trojan unicorn and stole my husband.
by Mateo_Harveez August 18, 2021
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