crime of the sentry

Da fox guarding da henhouse (duh), pulling off da perfect heist unrivaled by any crime in da past hundred years.

Maybe it is indeed true dat "da butler did it", but in order to pull off said "crime of the sentry", said suave ironed-coat-and-starched-tails lackey would have needed help from da front-gate watchman, as well.

by QuacksO July 11, 2024

14th General Order of a Sentry

You shan't poop on the poopdeck

"Cadet, what is the 14th General Order of a Sentry?"
"Sir, the 14th General Order of a Sentry is, You shan't poop on the poopdeck, Sir!"

by FlanktoFlank October 17, 2022

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian April 29, 2025