Brown Napkin

When a cat poops on you cheek when you are sleeping and then lays on your face and you wake up with poop stain on your face. Aka brown napkin

Yo bro! I woke up with a brown napkin this morning. Fuck my cat, I should have let Mark the Asian eat him...

by CockMonster101 August 27, 2015

Napkin Shot

Zygotes that should have been placed in a napkin.

That fucker was a real napkin shot

by GG memang August 22, 2023

Napkin Baby

When your daddy cums in a napkin then your mom wipes with it and 9 months later ur ba is born

“mf is a napkin baby”

by hotmanass69 July 2, 2023

napkin dream

When home boy writes something down on a napkin that is going to change his life the evening before when the powder kicks in, and blows his nose with it the next morning when he wakes up before throwing it away and never coming back to it.

Chris is selling napkin dreams.

by YourBrotherInLaw November 17, 2016

Napkin Math

Napkin Math is a two-party activity occurring during dinner in which a pen and napkin are used to discuss debates or questions about math. Napkin Math is a spontaneous activity started by discussions or questions and can take anywhere from a few minutes to around an hour.

Thanks to the Napkin Math my brother and I did yesterday, I am prepared for today's math lesson.

by TheChris2009 November 3, 2022