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Silly Campbell Mistake

Billy "Oops, I accedentally just brought a pistol to school"
John "Wow, that sure is a silly campbell mistake"
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Mistake

Haha! You!
"Get it? YOU're the mistake?"
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mistakes typing

Man I hate when I mess up typing, it’s annoying. If you don’t know what I mean, who are you? A Dictionary?
Sarah: Hi geys I wdnt to school duy!
Mia: Sarah you mean, Hi guys I went to school today!
Sarah: Sorry I make mistakes typing sometimes
by Woah I’m Erica October 30, 2021
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mistake

1.- A Roblox slender.
2.- A decision you regret.
3.- Something wrong.
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Mistake

Me.
Brent our son is a mistake,I know i hate him so much he so ugly he definitely not mine.
by Marcusisscary August 14, 2021
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Mistake

Joe Biden is a cheating bitch that made many mistakes in 2dys of being in office
by The man with balls of steal August 29, 2021
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Theory of Offsetting Mistakes

This theory recognizes that humans are not perfect and that for every mistake in a model or schedule
there will be another "mistake" in somewhat equal scope to offset each other, hence rendering the model or budget still valid.
The idea behind is that things will anyway fall the way they fall and we cannot control for that.
The optimistic view is that this theory rejects Murphy's Law, the negligent take on it is the "Trust me, it will be OK" approach to life.
Decide where you want to be.
Accountant 1: oh, crap... we forgot to add $1 million in income from product X sales to the budget
Accountant 2: oh, fudge... product Y's revenue is inflated by $980K...oh wait... based on the Theory of Offsetting Mistakes all is well, the numbers we gave the CEO are still valid, yay.

Girl: oh, crap... your condom broke
Dude: oh, fudge... you miscounted your days, your period is due today at 8pm.... you are not pregnant, yay.
by Tim E Wastin August 26, 2013
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