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Kelly Kiss

When you take another person's face in your hands, one on each cheek, and lick their face from chin to forehead. This is almost always performed as a surprise attack, desinged to elicit disgust in the victim. Most effective on loved ones, especially younger siblings. Kelly KissKelly Kisses
OMG, my crazy-assed sister Kelly Kissed me! I think I'm gonna yak! Ugh!
by **Thumper** October 24, 2008
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R Kelly

1. A amazingly good R&B singer with amazing vocals, but VERY perverted lyrics.

2. One who bumps and grinds into 14-17 year olds faces (18 years not as fun WITH consent )

3. One who is trapped in the closet (with teens under 18)

4. One who believes they can fly (Like in the song)

5. The new michael jordan CRYING MEME is R kelly

6. Bill Cosby's newest cellmate

7. A pirate and a pedophile = ARRRRRRRR KELLY

8. Despite all this he STILL is a good singer who helped develop the 1990's LOVE MAKING (OR if UNlucky baby making) music

9. Keith Sweats rival

10. AN amazing singer who was a big help in making the 1990's the golden age of R&B, but is now being hated on cause his history with accusations of sex with girls under 18.

NOTE: This written by 15 year old so sorry for unprofessionalism (But afterall this is URBAN dictionary man so what u expect) Thanks fo reading
R Kelly has the vocals of an angel and KEITH SWEAT, the pervertedness of BILL COSBY and JARED from subway.
by IDKBARNEYLOVESU986 September 7, 2019
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neck kelly

When a girl places a penis at her neck to masturbate it . Often results in hair full of cum
eg. "Ohhh did they go all the way last night?"
"No she just gave him a neck kelly"
by Galwaygal2k13 December 29, 2013
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Kelly Loffler

A US senator from Georgia that was appointed by that hick Brian Kemp. Got caught dumping stock right before the COVID-19 outbreak along with Diane Feinstein and David Purdue (another POS Georgia senator); which is very suspicious because her husband is the chairman of the New York Stock Exchange. Also has a series of campaign ads that make no sense and even compare her to Atila the Hun.
Kelly Loffler looks like the end result of what happens when a giraffe fucks an Afghan hound from behind.
by fuk_ga October 12, 2020
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Little Kelly

A youtube channel that lukes seem to like
Person 1: Eyy where luke at
Person 2: Ah hes off watching some fuckin little kelly
by joe s. krakowski January 21, 2020
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Kelly Divine

A hot pornstar who is known for her gigantic Kim Kardashian like ass, and isn't afraid to take big black cocks up all her holes at the same time
Keith: Wow, who the fuck is that you have as your Windows Wallpaper? Dats An Ass

Pete: That's Kelly Divine. Keith you have to leave now, I'm going to watch her get double stuffed by a couple of lesbians with strapons

Keith: OK, see ya
by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus October 7, 2013
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Kelly Special

The act of manually stimulating a women's vagina using only your middle finger and ring finger simultaneously.
Did you give her the Kelly Special last night?

Yes.
by Brodmeister General September 4, 2013
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