Jordan

Where can i start. A jordan is a special creature. They enjoy seeing the pain of others and laugh at peoples failures. They are truly amazing. They are the type of friend that you can have that is down for anything. You go over for a sleepover at their house and start a cult. You go out and you and jordan are barking at old lady’s walking by. You make a secret language and trash talk everyone around you. They have the best snacks for all their fat ass friends. Nobody really knows the true chaotic levels of this person until they have unlocked it, and when you do seriously debate running. But if you stick around there will be no disappointment.

A Jordan is the perfect slimy rodent to have in your life and it will bring many great memories

by suckmyjuicytoes July 17, 2021

Jordan

He pulls weights every chance he gets which makes his face go red. Likes to sing, bang on walls and twerk when he gets bored. Brings a whole ass motorcycle to school. Camps in a bush and eats flowers. He appears extremely confident and sometimes fibs to appear superior but he doesn't need to because he's actually a kind-hearted person that shouldn't seek further validation and should just be himself.

Josh: Jordan's aim in life is to be a stripper
Grace: Thank you Jordan for the biltong
Seth: Jordan's a bush camper

by drpepperm1nt February 21, 2022

Jordan

Jordan begged nicely for titties

Michael : "Yo Jake, did Jordan get titties?"
Jake : "Yeah, Jordan got titties from an 70 years old woman because he begged nicely."

by IGetTitties June 20, 2023

Jordan

The prettiest girl in her entire high school. She's perfect and has a million friends and has the best reputation. She's close to everyone like her family, her gazillion friends, and the guys. She knows right from wrong and is incredibly smart. She's a ducky, and she's KRISPY. She laughs all the time and her full name is totally black. Jordan . <3

Jordan is pronounced JOR-din not JOR-dan.

by welovejb September 11, 2011

Jordan

A guy who seems sweet and nice at first but once you get to know him he's a douche. Has little to no regard for the feelings of others and cares only for himself. Jordans are very horny guys that will do anything to get laid. Do not fall for one.

Jordan's a dick
I know

by XenaRage June 9, 2011

Jordan

This guy may be the one you think you're looking for, but don't be fooled, Jordan's can be the most cruel bitches ever... They'll love you for a while then drop your ass.. They be like MOOOOVEEE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY GET OUT THE WAY BITCH... Yep he probably is a total d!#k and has that one really cute friend... Hen basically does every sport and thinks he's good at all of them.... On a positive note Jordans can be very fun loving,musical guys that love anything that gets em dirty.. <3

You see that guy over there??

Yeah, he's a dick..

He's a Jordan for sure...

by RosellaHighland February 8, 2014

Jordan

A girl of natural beauty who is kind to everyone. She's extremely talented, though she may not believe it all the time, but her friends are there to support her. They understand how wonderful, amazing, weird, and caring she is. She is also bright, and plans for an exciting future. Anyone who meets her can instantly see her inspiring, but also animated, character.

I will never forget Jordan. She's my best friend!

by Melody (MissMaj) March 13, 2014