making a banana milkshake by first cutting off your glizzy, inserting it inside your grandmother. then spit bananas inside her and send here to a rollercoaster. now open up your grandma and enjoy!
by z1pxy September 8, 2021

by thaboiglo October 1, 2020

by Gondi Boshimi Harry Styles January 14, 2021

by Yo daddy🤙🏽 April 24, 2019

by DripDolan November 22, 2020

“Hey man when I was in Alaska I got a blowie from an Eskimo behind the bar”
“Oh you mean a chilly glizzy blizzy?”
“Yeah that’s the one bro”
“Oh you mean a chilly glizzy blizzy?”
“Yeah that’s the one bro”
by Dabassdude August 6, 2020

In its former glory the queens magnificent glizzy was a blazing meat wrench that had everyone swooning over it. Unfortunately, since the queen is immortal and has reverted back to a sack of wrinkles the glizzy has many warts and skin tags. It no longer tastes like glizzy, only disappointment. Those who have the chance to witness and marvel at the queens glizzy are extremely lucky. If you come into contact with the glizzy play dead and contact the authorities. It has a tendency to escape. <3
"Is that QUEEN ELIZABETHS GLIZZY!!!!!???" "get down, *ring ring ring* Hello 911?"
"is that QUEEN ELIZABETHS GLIZZY!!! take a photo we'll be rich and famous, just like meghan markle???"
"is that QUEEN ELIZABETHS GLIZZY!!! take a photo we'll be rich and famous, just like meghan markle???"
by u and i r gay <3 August 11, 2021
