gastro typical

Someone who doesn't have digestive issues, they're gastrointestinal systems operate normally.

Someone who doesn't often have tummy trouble.
Play on word "neurotypical"

He's a gastro typical, he doesn't understand what it's like to have IBS!

by tummytroubles February 12, 2023

gastro typical

Someone who doesn't have digestive issues, they're gastrointestinal systems operate normally.

Someone who doesn't often have tummy trouble.
Play on word "neurotypical"

He's a gastro typical, he doesn't understand what it's like to have IBS!

by tummytroubles February 12, 2023

Spit Gaiter

A mask you wear when you are fully vaccinated and yet the idiots that pretend to know things they couldn't know demand you wear something over your face but you just don't want to. It's a face diaper that says "fuck you" to the establishment that doesn't care about the actual science and pretends like they know what's best for everyone based on the political chatter of political asshats that happen to be in charge at the moment.

You can't wear a "Spit Gaiter" here, we trust the people in power that flip flop on when, why, where, and how to wearing a mask. "Spit Gaiters" are for vaccinated people that are over Covid-19, how dare they exhibit the desire to go back to normal! I can see your face through your "spit gaiter", that means you don't care about Covid-19.

by Objectivityiskey September 2, 2021

The Great Gasperini

While doing your girlfriend from behind, you tag team with a needy buddy to switch off without her knowing. You then leave bedroom with them still going at it. You then go outside and video your friend doing you partner from behind. You then end it by knocking on the window while still videoing them for her reaction.

Hey if your not busy tonight, do you want to help me pull off The Great Gasperini tonight so I can dump my new girlfriend?

by GhostRider69xxx February 14, 2022

ganter

An ostrich wearing fishnet stockings.

Oh, how I dream of being a ganter and running free on the savanna.

by Nadnerb November 10, 2005

ganster

Really spelled gangster, get it right, Mr. "Pickle Ganster"

Mommy, what's a ganster?

by Anonymous April 21, 2003

gasterbating

(v)To hug someone for the main purpose of smelling them; To get pleasure from sniffing someone; The axe effect; Bomchickawahwah. The act of gasterbation. One who is the person, that is being sniff is the gaserbation station.
To gasterbate.

Glory: Mhhh; Kegan you smell awsome!
Kegan: Uh, thanks Glory, it's Puma.
Glory: Mmmhh, i like it.
Kegan: Uhhm Glory can you stop gasterbating on me?
I don't want everyone thinking that i'm a
gasterbation station.
Glory: Oh, shut up everyone knows that you are.

by Kegan Van Der Woodsen November 14, 2007