December 5th fuck your roommate day

It’s the day all roommates who are secretly or not secretly gay to have sex with each other

Logan: Parker and Zack let’s have sex!
Parker: No I’m not gay
Logan: I am but it doesn’t matter it’s December 5th fuck your roommate day
Zack: Well Parker it is a holiday after all
Parker: But Logan my asshole still hurts from yesterday but oh well I’ll be walking like a penguin tomorrow

by Remmerr November 27, 2023

Fuck Diligence Day

On December 3rd, Everyone say FUCK DILIGENCE because why the fuck not.

Diligence: Having a great day

Anyone: "Fuck you Diligence"
Diligence: "But why"
Anyone: "Because its Fuck Diligence Day"

by DaCurrency December 3, 2023

National fuck your teddy day

At the 28th of March it is fuck your teddy day. It’s used to take stress out of the people and get them relaxed. It was firstly seen in the north of Germany where a lot of people got a teddy named teddy.
So it was decided to fuck them at the 28th of March!

At this day you are supposed to put a 🧸 after

every social media post you do!

Teddys are usually named Emma at this das because it’s a traditional name.

The National fuck your teddy day is often defined as:
Let’s bang teddy or you can just say
Tedcum it’s a synonym for the national fuck your teddy day.

by German Knowledge Master February 18, 2021

fuck a bear day

A day where a Bear has to let you fuck no matter what.

July 21st is Fuck a Bear day, know Amy bears?

by Bungoid July 20, 2022

Fuck a Protogen day

On October 6th it is Fuck a Protogen day; A day where if you know any protogen, You can fuck them.

Person: Hey (Protogen), you know what today is..?
Protogen: What.
Person: Its Fuck a Protogen day...
Protogen: FUCK

by ThatShadowyProtogen October 5, 2023

Fuck a Femboy Day

On July 25th it is national fuck a femboy day. A date in which all femboys are granted a pass to have sex with anyone as long as they consent.

Guy 1: "dude tomorrow is fuck a femboy day"

Femboy: "I cant wait UwU"

by dfgggfdgfddfg July 25, 2023

National fuck anything day

On April 14th you have the rights to fuck anything because it’s National fuck anything day

Example:
Boy: hey wanna fuck?
Girl: ew no, u ugly mf
Boy: okay, then i’ll go fuck a shredder
Girl: why?

Boy: because it’s national fuck anything day!

by StankyOldPenis21 April 14, 2021