Doodie frien

A soulmate who has no soul.

doodie frien : pump yr breaks, yr doing too much.
Me: pump yr butthole & stop make shit hard for me

by Ɛ>ee.zysees<3 March 20, 2024

doodieing up

The act of consciously turning something of high quality into something that looks bad, terrible, or like fecal matter.

I'm doodieing up this design because the client wants it and it's the only way this will ever end.

I'm doodieing up my face to go out with my ugly friends.

by doodie dude November 5, 2010

poop doodie

One of the two most funniest words put together in the English Dictionary. (if used properly)

(funny)
1) You fucking poop doodie ass bitch.
2) I need to take a pood doodie.

by hunker4u April 24, 2022

Doody

A doody is a doodle, which is a dick

Wanna luck my doody

by C benno May 9, 2018

Spooky Doody

When a girl's boyfriend dies he eternally haunts their bed. When another guy fuck the girl in said bed, the ghost of her ex will occasionally stick his otherworldly finger up the new guy's asshole. This supernatural occurrence is called the spooky dooty.

Guy 1: "Hey man I just found out that chick your smashing was engaged to some dude who died in a car crash. "
Guy 2: "Well that would explain the Spooky Doody I got last night. "

by TNatty November 27, 2017