David

David is a big man with a massive cock. MASSIVE. He is also very strong.

August: You want to see David
Hjalte: NO! That guy is scary! I heard he had a massive Cock.

by DHuhj November 12, 2020

David

The most fucked up person youll ever meet. A David will get obsessed with you and is probably gonna get your name tattooed after one week of talking, even though you tell him youre seeing someone else.

''Damn, did you hear about David?''
''Yeah man, he got that bitchs name tattooed even though she doesnt even like him.. geez''

by honeybeeboobies August 15, 2019

David

Cool ass nigga with a big dick

Damn David so cool girls say he has a big dick

by Amongster 57 May 19, 2021

David

a crack head that needs help now call the popo!!!

DaViD GeT SoMe HeLp.

by lullllllllu October 11, 2019

David

a guy that fucks anime bitches while playing fortnite

i was a david lastnight

by thereal21savageak February 13, 2020

David

a somewhat buff man, unable to wipe his own anus after defication

Andy: "I had a dream with David in it last night"
Jenn: "Wait, did you and him have an ass-wiping contest and you won?"
Mickey: "hahahahahahah"

by Hoffman30 September 27, 2010

David

Charming. Arrogant. Handsome. Athletic. Tall.

David is the one to always succeed and break a heart without thinking twice. David will always be surrounded by "supporters" without ever knowing that he's the small fish thrown into a sea full of sharks.

David, nice job at the game! Can I have one of your hoes?

by IdekMann January 26, 2014