A person that will hack your toaster. He will make you think he is harmful and flex on you with inspect elemented cash.
by KantHackerman January 28, 2019

by Jerry mayn September 12, 2021

To "beat the monkey to the road" is to anticipate an issue and take steps to mitigate it before it becomes a problem. Being proactive.
"Let's beat the monkey to the road and pick up the beer when we go for the crabs. We don't want to be stuck sitting in traffic!"
by kastagire July 28, 2021

by Beat her face February 14, 2022

by pulseLI November 20, 2023

A day celebrated every year on April 6th that involves beating up any libtard the left wing who does not believe in conservative ideologies. This day can be celebrated via: assault with a deadly weapon, assault with a non-deadly weapon, slapping a liberal with a comically large hot dog, wood chipper, and reporting them to immigration authorities.
I caught my son reading his liberal math textbook; I'm going to put him in a wood chipper on National Beat Up a Libtard Day!
by CharlieFriction April 5, 2025

by BicicletaRusa April 12, 2025
