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Tom

by neneiwnr July 11, 2020
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Tom

Tom is a man-child of british origin. A scouser who can't read the room but will never dissapoint when it comes to making the group laugh. Tom doesn't find many things edible in life, but the honorable beans n toast, sausage rolls, chinese and chicken curry with fried rice and chips FRIES. Tom has a sailors mouth but won't admit to it. The words whore. slut, nigger to name a few are commonly recieved by the people he's talking to. Tom can't admit to being wrong but his preposterous accent makes up for it.
Whos that fucking rertard screaming in the background

Oh, nevermind it's just Tom
by Flabbergaster10 April 18, 2024
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curl a tom

to have a speedy quick poo
eve: “where are you going
jack: “to curl a tom
by jacketh the third January 30, 2025
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Tom Bowditch

An alpha male who is a massive nerd at school but good at punching things.
Holy shit its Tom Bowditch, lets get out the way so his alpha can shine.
by Matthew EC February 2, 2023
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Tom Holland

Tom Holland is the nicest, funniest,cutest,hottest,talented man! He’s only 22 years old and I love him if you don’t love him
You gotta go be is so great at everything he deserves all the love in the whole universe I love him so much and he is my hubby just he doesn’t know it yet!!
Tom Holland is my hubby just he doesnt know it yet

Tom Holland is the best Spider-Man ever
by Quackson._.Holland February 10, 2019
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Tom

Sexy bastard with a horse cock that can please any girl (sexually) and it is loved by every woman and man and dog and cat and sexy arouses everyone
Tom is the most sexy lad in the wod
by Scoobyscrounger November 3, 2023
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Tom

A flaming homosexual who wants to shove his tiny penis inside absolutely everything in sight but is held back by a straghit 90 year old ex prostitute
Your son is a tom
Dang son that is some cold nipple twisting nigga ass shit
by Bumwholeboy June 24, 2018
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