Bum-noting

When you use a plastic bum pillow to surf the snow!
I went bum-noting yesterday, it felt so good! xD
by cleverjerk567 January 26, 2024
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Bum-noting

When you have fun sliding down a snowy hill with a plastic device, preferably placed under you're bum (gyat). Can be used in other contexts as well, you make your choice...😳🥵🧫Is the most fun when it’s a good glide. Try to avoid the grus, for the smoothest experience!

Origin: The king of sweden Gustav the third inevented the word in the 1700s. He was speculated to have been using this technique with his dear “friend” (suuure..) Urban.
"Its snowing! I think I'm gonna go bum-noting later."

"It's more fun when you're two, i'll bring the bumnote😏"
by cleverjerk567 May 12, 2025
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Bum-noting

Using a plastic pillow to glide on the snow!
I went bum-noting yesterday, it felt so good!
by cleverjerk567 January 26, 2024
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knight and shining bum

my life is a mess a disgrace but my heart is pure and gold
i’m nothing but i wanna be ur knight and shining bum
by BumStatusYo December 29, 2018
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soaky pokey bum wank

Also known as: one crease, a finger through the tissue, a rear breach, backdoor assailant, pushing the button and backdoor delight.

A common practice by the straight man to massage and finger ones rear passage while stroking the baby cannon.

Those not partaking in such delights have known to bat for the other team and play WOW. AKA R.Dixon.
Ah yeah, last night I had a takeaway and a soaky pokey bum wank. Absolute treat.
by Ben Fender September 08, 2019
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A bum

A person named Chuckie who is ass at 8 ball
by Jimhug October 17, 2023
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pooey bum wank

When you've just finished pooing and the moment takes you before you wipe
Aaron: I had a pooey bum wank to your wife last night

Jake: Dude! you could've wiped first!
by Freeboy March 11, 2023
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