Crumbl Cookie

A type of cookie that is manufactured at the chain store Crumbl Cookies™.

Crumbl cookies come in many flavours, depending on the season and or holiday. Despite the name, the cookies are too moist and fall apart due to the tremendous amount of frosting leading to them not being crumbly.

According to TikTok, Crumbl Cookies are deemed the most mediocre baked of mankind.
Person 1: Don't keep your coochie moist all the time, or else you'll get thrush.

Person 2: I don't care, call it my personal crumbl cookie
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sub for a cookie

A catchphrase MrBeast put on his banner a long time ago. It was basically a "please subscribe" call, but it was unique to MrBeast, and it gave him some individuality and more subscribers. Now, it's essentially the default YouTuber subscribe phrase, used by generic YouTubers with no personality, and by spam channels with no originality and they are only creating YouTube videos for the money. That's why MrBeast was probably the only inspiration for them to create YouTube videos.

They're not even good videos, they are 5 second YouTube shorts with an r/funny post they've stolen.
This channel's banner says "sub for a cookie 🍪", and they only showcase memes I saw years ago.
by Deadboydoor517 January 09, 2025
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sub for a cookie

Years back, this was primarily MrBeast's catchphrase. This helped him gain subscribers because it was something cool and new. In recent years though, it has been the go-to subscribe phrase for generic YouTubers with no personality, and spam channels that have no originality (all they know is stealing). The spam channels in particular probably took a YouTuber growth course as they're only in it for money. MrBeast was probably their only inspiration to do YouTube anyway.
This spam channel says "sub for a cookie", and all the memes he shows I have seen years ago.
by Deadboydoor517 January 09, 2025
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Chocolate Nip Cookies

The name given to cookies that are baked while being 100% topless.
Spiced up last night by making chocolate nip cookies with my significant other.
by Wet4Jesus March 21, 2018
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cookies policy

Yazime: “what’s cookies policy?”

Deandre: “its when you sell your soul yo google.”

Yazmine: “😂😂😂”

Deandre: “😐”
by Ggyyfffccbh October 19, 2022
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Cookie platter

The best food ever created at subway, it is a easy way to get fat with your friends.

Step by step guide to have the best day ever

1. Go to costa
2. Order a mango and passionfruit cooler
3.take your mate to subway
4. Get as many cookie platters as you can afford 👍🏼
I eat cookie platters everyday for lunch and I am the happiest human to exist
by Hi Inky September 16, 2019
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ass dust cookies

those goddamned dry sugar cookies with the nauseatingly sweet frosting you can get at Kroger or at a cheap birthday party
Friend: Dude, did you go to my cousin's party?
Me: Yeah, they had ass dust cookies!!
by SUBM4CH1N3 March 21, 2023
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