douche quief

The almost unbearable nagging persistent uncontrollable pussy

Greg would love to drop kick douche quief

Thanks for giving me your douche quief.

by Booty Snatchin Pirates August 5, 2008

douche nuggets

Individual pieces of a bloody tampon

When she pulled out her tampon, little douche nuggets had fallen off.

by tqmidget85 July 7, 2008

douche picture

A "Douche Picture" is where someone or someones are doing something douch bag like in a photograph of any sort of way or form. It can also be used to refere to a person taking the picture.

1.Tom takes a picture of his brother Jim, Jim sticks up the middle finger. Jim's action makes the picture a Douche Picture.

2.Tom takes the photo with shaky hands and therefore makes it a "Douche Photo".

by Jeffreytheasian August 6, 2010

douche bag

a complete moron who lacks mental capacity to say things that make sense, or could be interpreted as funny. usually shows little understanding of basic concepts. in other words a complete idiot!

you know that eric kid from chs ?? yeah, he's a complete douche bag

by realtalk24/7 March 17, 2008

Douche Bag

Kanye West

Kanye West is THE Douche Bag of douche bags.

by Mel-o September 15, 2009

douche-a-louche

1. The ultimate “loser"
2. Someone who is not only massively brain dead so much so that the very thought of them is so foul and putrid that it reminds you of vaginal cleansing, but also very frightening and creepy in the most corny way possible.
3. A person of this nature should be avoided at all costs.

Friend 1 – "This guy I’m seeing is such a douche-a-louche, he texted me that I should come over because he’s wearing a Mexican Sombrero and nothing else!"
Friend 2 – "Wow! Please never speak to him again!"

by Christine Cascio December 9, 2008

Douch Monger

A person who is not only a total douch, but a complete tool who wears abercrombie and fitch polos tucked into their white shorts, slicks their hair back with hair gel, and wear visors like they were brought to the future from the late 90's

Man, that dudes such a douch monger, I just want to take his visor and punch him in the mouth

by JimmyNuetronBoyGenius September 20, 2009