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Hooker Cookie

Someone who does very lame things, making them and their personality not attractive, making their only human interaction with Hookers/Prostitutes.

Things that make one a Hooker Cookie are:

-Being in a High-school Band
-Liking Metal Music
-Finding any excuse to skip school
-Being an "activist"
-Pretending to be depressed
"Did you hear he is starting a metal band?"
"Ugh, he is such a Hooker Cookie!"
by Caesar Dressing October 8, 2019
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Wood cookies

This man is out here selling his wood cookies....
by Jayëë January 24, 2020
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Chocolate chip cookie

Poopy Vagina, when you go down on a girl and she has shit in her vagina
He was dissapointed that her Cookie was a acually a Chocolate chip cookie
by ThatOneGuy84930 February 22, 2025
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Dirty Cookie

A dirty cookie is made when you cum inside a females ass, she then shits out the cum/poop mixture onto a baking sheet. next bake at 350 for 14 minutes and there you go
“i’m in the mood for a dirty cookie tonight
“honey, let’s make a dirty cookie”
by ogmudbone444 March 14, 2022
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Pink cookie

A cookie that is pink...

What did you think you were going to find?
My mother showed me her pink cookie today.
by Elddccs June 9, 2018
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power cookie

A cookie is placed on ones buttcheek during doggy style, the other thrusts so hard the cookie bounces up and is caught with their mouth.
Power cookies are easier to do with fat people
by The Pimphand September 14, 2017
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cookie swap

When two men miss eachothers friendship and gather at a local watering hole to appreciate eachothers “cookies”
Can’t wait for our next cookie swap darling!”
by Mandingleberryfun December 29, 2022
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