Tea is a modern nickname for the gossip, beef or news. When people refer to it as the hot or scoulding tea, it means that the gossip is new or particularly interesting.
by SisterAva August 14, 2018
Get the Teamug. Wait till somebody has to poop then tie them upside down and stretch out their asshole, then proceed to pour boiling water down the anus, wait a few and then drink the results
by Thatonecoolguy62974 June 14, 2025
Get the Texas tea kettlemug. ..like it or not you are going to have to deal with someone this week who, to put it mildly, is not your cup of tea. You cannot avoid doing business with them but you can prep yourself not to react to their stupidity and selfishness for fucks off sake...
..like it or not you are going to have to deal with someone this week who, to put it mildly, is not your cup of tea. You cannot avoid doing business with them but you can prep yourself not to react to their stupidity and selfishness for fucks off sake...
by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 26, 2025
Get the ..like it or not you are going to have to deal with someone this week who, to put it mildly, is not your cup of tea. You cannot avoid doing business with them but you can prep yourself not to react to their stupidity and selfishness for fucks off sake...mug. When a female player in an online multiplayer game
kills another player and runs up and kneels over the players face bobbing up and down and/or spins.
kills another player and runs up and kneels over the players face bobbing up and down and/or spins.
I can't believe Jenna kicked your ass in BF3 last night. She so Tea Vagged you at least a dozen times.
by PizzaManDude September 7, 2013
Get the Tea Vaggedmug. When one apprehends a duck, arouses it, and then dips the corkscrew genitals into their partner's mouth consecutively.
by hstrm July 23, 2014
Get the tea duckmug. Buttfucking before the first date.
"Man I don't know if she is hardcore-friendzoning me or if she wants to have texas tea and cookies"
"What do you think my parents will do if I have texas tea and cookies?"
"What do you think my parents will do if I have texas tea and cookies?"
by dogroastias December 2, 2016
Get the texas tea and cookiesmug. by Pokasome June 5, 2020
Get the Tea at homemug.