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Super straight

Super straight is a sexuality which includes people who are gay and have a piss kink.
A: Hey! What is your sexuality?
B: Oh I am super straight.
A: Great, I too have a piss kink!
by hoforfeitan March 9, 2021
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Straight

Something that all parents want there kids to be
Kid:mom I'm gay

Mom:oh I'm glad you happy

Kid:no mom I like women not men

Mom:oh I want you to be straight honey if you gay then get out my house.
by Fuckkk133 April 29, 2020
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straight as an einstein rosen bridge

straightest muthafucka in the omniverse but $20 is $20 man shit
perpatrator: dat nigga straight as an einstein rosen bridge
police officionado : damn straight
by swazz the drilla June 24, 2020
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straight dike

A female who is not a lesbian, but could snatch a bitch if she wanted to. She can perform just as well as a male.
The straight dike Amanda just took Stacy away from Brad!
by Maddame Degradssi December 23, 2015
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straight turdin

Straight turdin; when one constantly is chilling or aka, "turdin." When straight turdin' with someone else over a prolonged time period, this is called double deuce'in.
"Hey what you up to?" "Just straight turdin in my room, probably about to double deuce with my boy in a bit." "word"
by Turdin'King February 19, 2014
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Straight Larry

The token straight guy in a mostly LGBTQIA friend group generally very open minded but might not necessarily understand all the terminology and history. At least some of his friends are women he had a crush on originally who turned out lesbian, but he's just chill with that.
Lesbian: "So yeah the straight guy in our group is really chill don't worry"
Lesbian2: "So he doesn't flirt with any of you?"
Lesbian: "Yeah but it's just once then he'll stop, He's a Straight Larry"
Larry: "Hey is the newcomer bi perhaps?"
Lesbian2: "No Larry I like women"
Larry: "OMG ME TOO! LET'S BE BESTIES!"
by BlorboMcDorbo July 27, 2025
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