by hoforfeitan March 9, 2021

Jenasis F
by Fagggsssareeelovedddd December 28, 2021

Kid:mom I'm gay
Mom:oh I'm glad you happy
Kid:no mom I like women not men
Mom:oh I want you to be straight honey if you gay then get out my house.
Mom:oh I'm glad you happy
Kid:no mom I like women not men
Mom:oh I want you to be straight honey if you gay then get out my house.
by Fuckkk133 April 29, 2020

by swazz the drilla June 24, 2020

A female who is not a lesbian, but could snatch a bitch if she wanted to. She can perform just as well as a male.
by Maddame Degradssi December 23, 2015

Straight turdin; when one constantly is chilling or aka, "turdin." When straight turdin' with someone else over a prolonged time period, this is called double deuce'in.
"Hey what you up to?" "Just straight turdin in my room, probably about to double deuce with my boy in a bit." "word"
by Turdin'King February 19, 2014

The token straight guy in a mostly LGBTQIA friend group generally very open minded but might not necessarily understand all the terminology and history. At least some of his friends are women he had a crush on originally who turned out lesbian, but he's just chill with that.
Lesbian: "So yeah the straight guy in our group is really chill don't worry"
Lesbian2: "So he doesn't flirt with any of you?"
Lesbian: "Yeah but it's just once then he'll stop, He's a Straight Larry"
Larry: "Hey is the newcomer bi perhaps?"
Lesbian2: "No Larry I like women"
Larry: "OMG ME TOO! LET'S BE BESTIES!"
Lesbian2: "So he doesn't flirt with any of you?"
Lesbian: "Yeah but it's just once then he'll stop, He's a Straight Larry"
Larry: "Hey is the newcomer bi perhaps?"
Lesbian2: "No Larry I like women"
Larry: "OMG ME TOO! LET'S BE BESTIES!"
by BlorboMcDorbo July 27, 2025
