straight rage

Pretending to be straight but really being a closet homosexual.

Josh tried hitting on the girl at the party but his straight rage kicked in and he became flaccid.

by fliedlice October 20, 2015

straight

What people AREN'T if not BOTH exclusively attracted to the opposite gender romantically and sexually

Biphobe mislabeling people "straight" just because of their preferences towards one gender.

by suck_my_d33 June 15, 2021

Straight Card

A person in a high energy group who decides to be much more clear headed, reasonable and serious than the others. May be regarded as a stiff, or a buzz kill when in reality: they're the most integral to the longevity and prosperity of the group. Is typically not the leader of a high energy group, but more of a guardian angel on the sidelines.

"Man, James is such a damn straight card. Bastard fought me for my keys that night. Yeah dude I was going to get us home safe. I only had like... eight small ones..."

by James The Chaperone February 23, 2025

straight up thirty

Precisely 30 minutes after the hour.

"Hey, don't forget to pick me up at straight up thirty."

by beeman1965 June 18, 2012

Bmore straight jacket

Bmore born to permanently end up in a rubber padded cell. The Asylum is waiting. You know your crazy and so do they. The Pratt awaits.

That asshole is a looney tune. He's a fucking Bmore straight jacket.

by Rubber padded cell February 3, 2022

Straight Urine

Pure urine, mostly comprised of H2O, and excess water-soluble nutrients. If drug tested this urine sample would pass with flying colors. Also used in replacement of phrases like “aw crap” and “ew gross poo water”.

Bro, my dog just died.
Duuude that’s straight urine!

by CaptainPlank12 September 24, 2020

So-straight

When a man says he's straight but secretly gives it up and love to two men, while using methamphetamine as an excuse to be gay.

Yeah I'm only gay whenever I get high I'm so-straight man.

by Billcody33 October 17, 2020