freeway friend

A friend, family member or acquaintance that only calls you, or answers your calls, when they are driving to or from work.

“Jerry is such a freeway friend. I can never get ahold of him unless he is commuting.

by JerryMcGee August 15, 2019

Best friend

An ironic term used to describe 2 individuals who have beef with each other.

Jonas: Hello Jun
Jun: ...
Jonas: Oh yes i forgot, we are best friends

by Zemien August 23, 2019

gear friend

(noun)

not a real friend, this is a person who is not regularly invited to one’s house for jam sessions, nor is this a person who one talks to all day long on Facebook messenger. Jam sessions and messages are for real friends.

I see you like to keep your gear friends separate from your real friends.

by Neeneenah August 24, 2019

Garth-Friends

Friends who have met through the entertainer, GARTH BROOKS, whether at a concert, on Facebook or through any other Internet group. You have this entertainer in common and form a bond with these people unconditionally for many years.

My Garth-Friends and I plan to meet up at the concert in Knoxville, Tennessee in November. We have been Garth-Friends since the 1990s.

by BLTRoadies September 10, 2019

Best friend

he is the biggest asshole you know but you both have every interest

your Best Friend: hey can i have some of yo chips?

You: No

Your Best F:riend ( leans over and takes all of your chips)

You: fuck you

Your Best Friend: fuck you to.

You: wanna play some SMASH BROS

Your Best Friend : sure

by best waffle fry June 1, 2018

Best friends

Someone that is always by your side, someone that you have a drink with and laugh at eachother, even if you die you are still inseparable. In other words Alaric Saltzman and Damon Salvatore

Wow! Damon and Ric and amazing and really peng! Best friends for life

by Olive vampire diaries June 7, 2018

Friend and prove

Friend and

prove

I don't have time to friend and prove anything.

by Handfull1 June 11, 2018