Chocolate Dessert Dance

The dance performed after two childish teenagers finish their chocolaty pudding, involving the wibbling of the arms in a side-to-side motion and overly-enthusiastic facial expressions.

Mother left the room. The second she was gone, Tom and Agatha were performing the Chocolate Dessert Dance until their asses fell off!

by CrazyAxer August 5, 2009

Chocolate Pudding Hangover

CPH is the result of mass chocolate pudding consumption. Groaning, Stomach Growling, Diarrhea, Vomet, Queezy Feelings and other fun stuff.

The 7 year old ate the whole pack and had a Chocolate Pudding Hangover for the rest of the night.

by fork82 October 16, 2011

better than chocolate

A woman so gorgeous that other women would give up chocolate for life to look half as good just for a shot at a fat, smelly millionaire with a heart condition.

I bet Lauren Francesca is better than chocolate even with her hair in curlers.

by theMidnightTacoElf January 1, 2011

chocolate eye massage

The placing of an individuals anus atop another individuals fully opened eyeball.

Peter eyeball was moist and raw with anticipation for the chocolate eye massage he was about to receive.

Jessica had no idea which of last week's chocolate eye massage gave her the pinkeye.

by Chocolate Body Massage Machine November 5, 2012

Columbian white chocolate

A less obvious term for cocaine.

Oi, Chapo, pass me some columbian white chocolate, will you?

by CoffeeWith83ShotsOfEspresso January 20, 2022

Chocolate Snow Cone

When the male ass fucks his partner, the partner shits on the males dick and gives him a blow job

Jane had to shit last night but I wouldn't let her out of bed so she had a chocolate snow cone.

by thenonamer June 2, 2010

Chocolate cherry dip

Fucking a girl in the ass, then in the twat

John was tired of vanilla so he went for the chocolate cherry dip.

by Gotugoin April 9, 2015