by XxCocksucker69xX February 2, 2019

A text message that reaches your phone without making a noise, vibrating, or indicating in any way that you have received said text. The ninja-textee is shocked to find, minutes later, that there is a text in their inbox.
Guy: "Hello? You there? I've texted you like three times!"
Girl: "Oh fuck, sorry I didn't see the message!"
Guy: "Must've been a ninja-text!"
Girl: "Oh fuck, sorry I didn't see the message!"
Guy: "Must've been a ninja-text!"
by TextMessageNinja November 27, 2011

by shitasspoopoo January 17, 2021

by Wax Ninja June 19, 2014

Damn my in-laws are visiting again! Gotta go on a ninja mission to get high!
Sarah just got a new girlfriend. She works at the mall. Ninja mission?
Marah just had her baby, let’s go on a ninja mission tonight and drop off some food!
Sarah just got a new girlfriend. She works at the mall. Ninja mission?
Marah just had her baby, let’s go on a ninja mission tonight and drop off some food!
by YubNub83 September 5, 2019

If you can’t beat Chuck Noris or Bruce lee in one hit, you are not a ninja
If you learned gymnastics overnight, you are not a ninja
If you can’t jump 100miles off the ground you are not a ninja
If you use “you’re” instead of “you are” you are not a ninja
If you can’t complete American ninja warrior in 10 seconds, you are not a ninja
If you eat 200 chocolate bars and chug 100 milkshakes and coffee cups at the same time, you are not a ninja. Also, you now have type 2 diabetes.
You get the idea: you are not a ninja
If you learned gymnastics overnight, you are not a ninja
If you can’t jump 100miles off the ground you are not a ninja
If you use “you’re” instead of “you are” you are not a ninja
If you can’t complete American ninja warrior in 10 seconds, you are not a ninja
If you eat 200 chocolate bars and chug 100 milkshakes and coffee cups at the same time, you are not a ninja. Also, you now have type 2 diabetes.
You get the idea: you are not a ninja
by Newah August 3, 2021

A random kid in level maker that will attack anyone for no reason and if you join his group he will treat you like dog shit
by BiggeCheese105 June 21, 2023
