Jake

One crazy mf that likes to take far as naps, also gay asf

Bro jake is slumped as a mf

by Foot your foot 2346173 September 26, 2022

Jake Paul

The loser of the internet with millions of 8-year old's watching him. Another word for "the scum on your shoe" or "the reason murder isn't legal but should be for certain people."

Person 1: Look, there's ______!
Person 2: I hate him, he acts like a Jake Paul.

by Jaylamazing1 January 19, 2022

jake soady

a fat ginger ball frog who grips on you testies and licks your ass until you shit in your mothers vagina

i met a jake soady and now im scared for life and she wasn't evan my mum it was yours

by guideryxn February 9, 2014

Jake

A Jake only owns two kinds of shirts: striped shirts, or shirts relating to french horns. If you are a Jake, you have a kind for beards on teenage boys.

Dude stop being such a Jake you don’t need to stroke every beard you see!

by Oh.its.just.me October 29, 2021

Jake Paul

A fucking cancer that that 15 million girls that follow him on YouTube

Person 1: hey have you seen jake Paul’s new video?
Person2: fuck no he is a bitch and he gives people cancer he prolly jacks off to little girls

by I’myourdaddy123 October 25, 2019

Jake

Jake is a Jewish name commonly used to name a baby boy. Dating a Jake is the worst thing you can do ladies, moral of the story don’t date a Jake because he might be an a hole who’s gonna ask for pictures.

“Stacy, my boyfriend Jake just asked for pictures”

by Margot🤷‍♀️ November 22, 2022

Jake Caruaua

Ugly ass skinny bitch ass. That listens to geometry dash for fun and can't afford decent headphones. Somehow has decent friends due to disabilities.

Look at the anorexic fish. It's called Jake Caruaua.

by Tobias Babu April 8, 2019