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Cream Cheese my Bagel

When a guy asks a girl to cream cheese my bagel he is asking her to put a bagel with cream cheese on his dick and jerk it off while she eats the bagel.
by Licktheclit69 September 28, 2018
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Sparkle pocket shumday ice cream

The act of doing anal and penetrating through the uterus lining into the vagina , usually weakened from child birth. Finishing in her vagina and when you pull out you let her make a shit cum Sunday swirl on you or your surroundings.
Was smashing my missus back doors in and I broke through to her sparkle pocket , was so hot we came instantly . When I pulled out everything came out like a Sunday machine. Thus making a “sparkle pocket shumday Ice cream “
by Bush_bog69 June 26, 2025
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bills cream

any one of greasy hair products of vain twatty types
why does tricky put so much bills cream on his sweed, he's such a snozztozzle
by forenzic September 16, 2004
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<.7.9.7.6.>It SMells Like Teddy-Dogs ANd Cream Cheese<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>It SMells Like Teddy-Dogs ANd Cream Cheese<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>It SMells Like Teddy-Dogs ANd Cream Cheese<.7.9.7.6.>
by Adujasty343 May 25, 2025
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crazy cream

“I had a time last night, she had that crazy cream man!”
by kittymuncher30000 January 16, 2023
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Cream Pie

Is an ugly girl lies about how you rape her because you wouldn’t date her so you get lock up as a sex offender especially even underage girls. To give you the most heinous crime where even prisoners is the only crime they hate and kill you for it or rape you all the time for it. And then get killed.
This cream pie is going to the worst HELL possible.
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Cream Canon

When your girl is jerking you so good you shoot a massive load of cum out of your dick
I gave anthony such a good cream Canon last night
by Good dick41 April 10, 2024
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