Universe Surfing is the act of tripping serious balls, really only on psychedelics. Usually the trip is accompanied by meditation, and the trip is usually taken to gain insight by looking within one's self, or trying to astral project and explore the afterlife/space while high on the aforementioned substances, hence "universe surfing".
Rhett: "Dude, you busy tonight?"
Bailey: "iunno, not really, why?"
Rhett: "Let's go universe surfing."
Bailey: "iunno, not really, why?"
Rhett: "Let's go universe surfing."
by Bartislartfast September 22, 2016
Get the universe surfingmug. A university that a parent founded to memorialize their dead child. Leland Stanford Junior University in Stanford, California is this.
Unlike "junior college" or community college, the "junior" title does not infer the level of instruction at an institute.
Unlike "junior college" or community college, the "junior" title does not infer the level of instruction at an institute.
Normally the term "junior college" refers to the level of instruction of what is basically community college. These are typically two or three-year "diploma" or "associate degree" programmes for tradespeople, technicians, technologists, nursing assistants or others in various roles who assist university-educated professionals or do useful work.
A "junior university" on the other hand, is just an ordinary university that some parent named after their kid.
A "junior university" on the other hand, is just an ordinary university that some parent named after their kid.
by bitchuck October 22, 2025
Get the junior universitymug. A school for nerds who are depressed, stressed, and have an unhealthy obsession with bubble tea. If you go to UTS: don’t.
by bruhidekkk June 20, 2023
Get the University of Toronto Schoolsmug. A very big space full of a lot of nothing and some other weird shit. Like big rocks, balls of fire, balls of gas, chunks of ice, and objects so massive that even light can't escape. Its pretty cool, but also kind of unnecessary. Especially when life got added. Like existence is pointless enough, but now there are animals, and some of them are hairless apes smart enough to realise how pointless and unnecessary existence is, and how much easier it would be if none of this junk was here to begin with. Some think they know how it works and while science has discovered alot we still have no idea how big the universe is and its seemingly impossible to do so. Its billions of years old, and used to be alot smaller. Eventually all the energy will be evenly spread out across the universe so that energy wise its the same as at the start. This is known as the heat death of the universe.
Its also possible the universe is fake and nothing is real.
Its also possible the universe is fake and nothing is real.
The universe does not care about you, your feelings, your ability to understand it, your fantasies about it, the fact that you exist, the fact you will one day stop existing, the fact that it exists, or even the fact it may stop existing one day. The closer you look at it, the less sense it makes because your brain isn't built for understanding objects as probability clouds, or time and space as one thing.
by ColourOutofSpace May 25, 2021
Get the The Universemug. by Fooks. September 30, 2022
Get the Widener universitymug. Yeah, see, universal basic income is fine but that's ne me getting credit for me shit. And in the words of He Who Was: I am not PEOPLE.
Hym "Can I just go on for a second about how fucking dope Baldur's Gate 3 is? It's so dope! I feel like they had me in mind when they were making it and I love it. The gameplay is great. It proves that turned-based games aren't a relic of the past and that people still want to play them. The story is great. Is Kethric Thorm Omni-man!? Kethric Thorm is metal! 'Try again.' That shit was hard! He sounds like Omni-Man. I could probably google it... Whatever, it's GOOD though. The game is great! It has some of the characters from the first Baldur's Gate (Which I also bought). A little glitchy. After you get the illithid flight perk for evolving your parasite, your up button on the d-pad changes to fly instead of jump but for some reason it inevitably always default BACK TO JUMP. But that's all just petty stuff. An INSANE amount of replay value! The Dlc possibilities are endless. I'd like to see a Race Dlc that lets you play as Lionin or Aracoan? Is that what it's called? The Birdman? It's great. I'm playing a Transgender Female Drow Ranger/Rogue! You probably thought this was about 'universal basic income' or something but no... It just Baldur's Gate 3."
by Hym Iam December 25, 2023
Get the Universalmug.