Pound Cake Napoleon

The act of inserting portion's of a midget's body into the anus. Perhaps even the whole midget if possible.

She's been looking for a midget willing to pound cake Napoleon her.

by m0nkie February 20, 2005

Anal Crumb cake

When crumbs of poo escape the anal hole kinda like dingle berries but more tough

dude i need to go wipe i can feel the anal crumb cake in my butt cheeks

by Pattzo February 8, 2010

Texas Cake House

An extremely risky and daring sexual maneuver in which a guy enters their partner's ass ("cake") on horseback while simotaneously attempting to lasso a steer. There is continuous debate on whether a successful lassoing of the steer needs to take place to be considered a true Texas Cake House. Some consider a failure to lasso as a completely different meneouver called the "Oklahoma Cake House."

Person 1 (in an aside to his friend while at a local pancake house): Hey bro how was your visit to Dalls last week?
Person 2: Fuckin weird. This chick I hooked up with asked me to perform a Texas Cake House on her. I obliged not knowing what it was. Next thing I know I'm in a fenced in dirt pen trying to throw a rope around a cow. Wild.

by DirtNasty69 July 31, 2017

Cum Cake Religion

Its a religion Jon
You're always wrong

I am from the cum cake religion we pray to cum cake daily. cum cake is the true god

by Gamergirl69999 March 18, 2021

Go like cake

The act of being a pussy or someone's bitch just to avoid a conflict/ fight.

Person 1: "Damnnnn youre getting roasted in the groupchat! Roast them back!"
Person 2: "Naw I'm not tryna get cooked again"
Person 1: "Boiiiiii go like cake!"

by Lordddddd Kayvaughn July 21, 2017

Salmuttotabreabittlecochicarrochopotatie Pie Cake

a lethal food object found in a mod in a game called "minecraft".

detective: i am sorry tto say this, but your firend is dead.

guy: oh no! how did he die?!

detective: he died while eating a Salmuttotabreabittlecochicarrochopotatie Pie Cake

guy:...heh?

by edalbonhcet ot ebircsbus May 1, 2021

Happy Birthday Cake

The same as a normal birthday cake but is used for when asked to name a item of food starting with the letter ‘H’

Person: “Name An Item Of Food Starting With The Letter ‘H’ “

Person 2: “Happy Birthday Cake”

by Kxle4567 November 26, 2019