pants potato

Male ball sac; nuts

Girls like to gargle pants potatoes!

by charquol November 18, 2009

Hoods and pants

Getting incoherently drunk until you can’t walk or speak.

Let’s get absolutely hoods and pants tonight.

by Cooperh January 1, 2024

Snippy Pants

A seemingly keen individual whom is being snippy via text message and is wearing pants

Yeah, you were being a snippy pants 👖

by OmniJohnson October 26, 2017

Rick Rolling Your Pants

When you tie a knot on your pants, forgetting that one is already there.

"I messed up tying my pants."
"Oh?"
"Yeah, don't you love Rick Rolling Your Pants."

by 3carrotgirl May 29, 2021

Condom Pants

A special condom that are the size of pants

"You slept with Jill?! Dude I hope you wore condom pants she's got the herp".

by Mikeyslime September 5, 2013

Pants

God's way of giving each one of us a hug... On our bottom halves.

Jesus wore blue jeans. Those were some nice pants.

by MypantsRmypants January 16, 2022

Pant Penis

When you sit while wearing pants, extra fabric in the crotch forms a fold that resembles a penis.

I need to pull my pants or else I’ll have a pant penis!

by Jeanne Mango October 1, 2019