Ju Ju Beaned

When you get beaten repeatedly with the candy jujubes until your face is battered and you need to wear headgear to repair your grill. Also a girl that gets tea bagged by the abominable snowman whilst eating the hard gummy candy.

Ju Ju Beaned: act of being hit with candy or being teabagged by a hairy bastard

by Elrozz December 14, 2017

Baked Bean on the Tip

When you are having anal intercourse and you pull out and have fecal matter on the tip of your dick that looks like a baked bean.

I was doing my girl in the butt last night and when I pulled out I had a baked bean on the tip.

by Smiley36083 April 12, 2021

sweet people bean

A nice/good person, or a fan of StarStreamSkittles on Twitch

Oh my goodness! There are so many sweet people beans here!

by StarStreamSkittles March 14, 2021

Sweet People Bean

A nice/good person, or fan of StarStreamSkittles on Twitch

This room is full of sweet people beans!

by StarStreamSkittles March 14, 2021

Leon my beans

It's been 105 days. His girlfriend broke up with him, I tried helping him through it but only four days after she broke up with him I blurted out that I still love him and how I hate myself for it. He tried to be nice but I know I've gone and ruined things all over again. I miss him so much.

Leon, could you please get my beans?....Leon! Leon my beans !!!

by The_girl_he_lost September 08, 2023

Slutty can of beans

this is usually not used as an insult. This sentence is used among hillbillies and rednecks to call each other sexy and//or arousing .

Brother: hey pork chop ;) , oh baby you really are a slutty can of beans.
Sister: thanks pumpkin pie, I could grind up on that red neck of yours all day.

by Priest Mike February 14, 2020

season my beans

While receiving a blow job your significant other sneezes on your balls.

While you down there girl, how 'bout you season my beans?

by toiletjocky March 01, 2015