sam

sexi bostonite

Sam: I am sexi bostonite

by olivicafishboy October 20, 2018

Sam

Gay. Very gay.

Sam is very gay.

by Sam’s Boyfriend January 12, 2019

sam

fat person that loves kids

sam wants to be with kids

by hydrachopp May 9, 2019

Sam

Sticky hair (not just his head). Used to be asian but after much plastic surgery is now white. Gets up at half five in the morning and runs in the dark with ankle weights on solving a rubick's cube. Likes his gym time.

-I touched Sam's hair earlier.

-Unlucky mate, did you get stuck?.

by BernardoCuencaGrau January 23, 2019

SAM

Selling tickets to an event to someone only to realise you never had the tickets in the first place

Shit I've been a massive twat and done a SAM, those poor people who thought they bought tickets off me

by SwindonTony May 31, 2019

sam cockmister

If your name is same your are just sped. But when you hold the cockmister last name you get 5 inches added to your dick. Also you instantly because a star at being absolutly fucking nothing. You are still a loser but you got and extra 5 inches to use on a fat ass that doesnt even like you. Good JOb. Overall same cockmister is a pretentious fat bitch and is just a horny gay ass mf.

Hey look! Its that dumbass sam cockmister! What a loser!

by daddy cockmister February 3, 2022

Sam

a man with a meter long shlong

hes sam ofc

by hjjidnfgjlkefnilgnuetirngjilkt March 11, 2022