Pound Cake Napoleon

The act of inserting portion's of a midget's body into the anus. Perhaps even the whole midget if possible.

She's been looking for a midget willing to pound cake Napoleon her.

by m0nkie February 20, 2005

Go like cake

The act of being a pussy or someone's bitch just to avoid a conflict/ fight.

Person 1: "Damnnnn youre getting roasted in the groupchat! Roast them back!"
Person 2: "Naw I'm not tryna get cooked again"
Person 1: "Boiiiiii go like cake!"

by Lordddddd Kayvaughn July 21, 2017

Cum Cake Religion

Its a religion Jon
You're always wrong

I am from the cum cake religion we pray to cum cake daily. cum cake is the true god

by Gamergirl69999 March 18, 2021

Salmuttotabreabittlecochicarrochopotatie Pie Cake

a lethal food object found in a mod in a game called "minecraft".

detective: i am sorry tto say this, but your firend is dead.

guy: oh no! how did he die?!

detective: he died while eating a Salmuttotabreabittlecochicarrochopotatie Pie Cake

guy:...heh?

by edalbonhcet ot ebircsbus May 1, 2021

poke those cakes

another term for tapping a nice ass

*hot chick walks by*

Guy 1: Dude check out that ass!

Guy 2: Damn, I'd poke those cakes!

by heezy deezy January 19, 2011

Happy Birthday Cake

The same as a normal birthday cake but is used for when asked to name a item of food starting with the letter ‘H’

Person: “Name An Item Of Food Starting With The Letter ‘H’ “

Person 2: “Happy Birthday Cake”

by Kxle4567 November 26, 2019

Texas Cake House

An extremely risky and daring sexual maneuver in which a guy enters their partner's ass ("cake") on horseback while simotaneously attempting to lasso a steer. There is continuous debate on whether a successful lassoing of the steer needs to take place to be considered a true Texas Cake House. Some consider a failure to lasso as a completely different meneouver called the "Oklahoma Cake House."

Person 1 (in an aside to his friend while at a local pancake house): Hey bro how was your visit to Dalls last week?
Person 2: Fuckin weird. This chick I hooked up with asked me to perform a Texas Cake House on her. I obliged not knowing what it was. Next thing I know I'm in a fenced in dirt pen trying to throw a rope around a cow. Wild.

by DirtNasty69 July 31, 2017