sam

a simp

hey see that sam over

yeah he is so a simp

by ddevv556 August 9, 2021

Sam

Sam: To be the most incredible person in the world and to reign over of those smaller than he

Boy: WOW! That man is so Sam. It's like the Gods sent him from the heavens
Girl: ...

by Le Bunana February 12, 2017

Sam

A gay Asian person of no gender that is bad at baseball that will not make a team

Sam is gayy

by Ghgfghjgfgh November 13, 2018

Sam Bick

A Sam Bick is a guy that doesnt have any homework.

"Does Joe have any homework?"
"No he is a regular Sam Bick"

by Darkneslso January 28, 2021

sam

he is an obnoxious human and is bad at everything he tries he needs to get fucked in the asshole and never see the light of day again. he has two younger brothers and they are both better than him.

sam is a dickhead.

by hello is it me August 25, 2020

Sam Zolanski

unproblematic and rrly sweet. one of the coolest barbz on stan twt.

Who is Sam Zolanski?
They are that b!tch period

by whoonbarbiedeverybody October 17, 2020

sam-hash

Term used to 'covertly' communicate one's opinion on the attractivenss of another human being, a roundabout phrasing of "smash". Can be used in many circumstances, as part of a sentence or as a stand-alone exclamation. Partciularly useful in the presence of girlfriends/wives and preferable to "I'd plow that into the ground".

Silent 'h' is preferable to achieve the desired effect, leaving the sound of 'Sam-ash'

1. On seeing an attractive piece of biatch flesh in the street,

John: "Sam-Hash!"
Girlfriend: "What???"
John: "Just remembered someone's name from work."

2. Guy 1: "Would Sam-Hash. Defintiely Sam-hash."

Guy 2: "Smashtastic. A solid smash out of smash"

by Sirty1000 April 27, 2011