thatrandomperson and teegan
by thatrandompersonnnnn April 27, 2024

by anonymous September 6, 2023

Buyer: "Aye man you have any weed for sale?"
Dealer: "I have half an ounce, but it will cost you a loaf and a half."
Buyer: "Alright that sounds good."
Dealer: "I have half an ounce, but it will cost you a loaf and a half."
Buyer: "Alright that sounds good."
by Highest Flyer April 19, 2015

n. That one coworker who pours all but the last half cup of coffee out of the pot, then places it back on the burner so A. It burns up, leaving the entire office smelling of rank ass burnt up coffee or B. The next person who comes along has to brew a fresh pot.
I could tell by the smell of burning ass when I walked in this morning that the Half Cup Bandit had struck again.
by Public Enemy No 1 April 16, 2019

Type of person who is real but they turn on their fake switch anytime, so they ain't 100 all the time.
by Yungchauproductions August 26, 2020

by Sancheezits December 29, 2022

by Sosigggggggggggggggg January 18, 2025
