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by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 3, 2025
Get the 《¤》Crack《¤》crAck《¤》cracK《¤》 mug.A crack turtle is someone whose mental capabilities have gone slow due to the excessive use of substances.
Jerry: "Oh man, I just needed two hours to take my morning dump and brush my teeth."
Tom: "You're such a fucking crack turtle, Jerry. You should consider throwing the pipe away."
Tom: "You're such a fucking crack turtle, Jerry. You should consider throwing the pipe away."
by thepranxter March 21, 2018
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Annoying and seemingly endless condensed, fluff-like matter which collects between the ass cheeks. Particularly evident after an active day
Tom: Man, I'm fed up of all this crack flack I have to wash away every day in the shower
Jon: Fuck you
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by pseudopseudonym11111 March 6, 2010
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Get the cracked mug.when you are about to lose your virginity and go off the rails and have the police called on you 😷😈 la chocolate
okay in 2 months i will be 20. yes this is my year. the egg about to crack. hahahahhahah its going down. boring ass.
by sadtherealest August 3, 2022
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“Yeah Susan, Earl was taking me down to pound town and then he grabbed a slice of American cheese and stuck it in the wrong hole and he cracked the bun off the cheese.”
“Yeah Susan, Earl was taking me down to pound town and then he grabbed a slice of American cheese and stuck it in the wrong hole and he cracked the bun off the cheese.”
by Earl’s dick February 10, 2025
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