Best friend

he is the biggest asshole you know but you both have every interest

your Best Friend: hey can i have some of yo chips?

You: No

Your Best F:riend ( leans over and takes all of your chips)

You: fuck you

Your Best Friend: fuck you to.

You: wanna play some SMASH BROS

Your Best Friend : sure

by best waffle fry June 1, 2018

gifty friend

a person invited to parties just for their gifts; could be a great gift giver

We need a list for the baby shower. Lets make a list of your gifty friends. Babies need a lot of stuff.

by Catza September 21, 2011

Friends of 007

Friends of 007 is a group of people.All the people have good friendship and loyalty between them. All of them are in thick bonding. They won't leave their friends and try to help them.

Friends of 007
One true friend is equal to infinite number of fake friends

by Friends of 007 January 30, 2022

plush friend

When you and a friend use your console controllers on each other for sexual pleasure.

Just a fly guy trying to drink beers and play some games with some plush friends

by Plush daddy June 30, 2021

Best friends

When the maddest hoe’s combine their forces and create the strongest bond that no boomer could ever break

Teacher: “And what is your guys’s relationship?”
Crackhead 1: “we are best friends”
Crackhead 2: “heck yes”

by Sharkieeee January 28, 2020

Friend Zone

Its the place of all our fears, the fears of pain, rejection and humiliation. If you have been "friend zoned", multiple times it most likely means you are alone for life sorry my friend but you need to up your game. But if you are friend zoned don't feel bad this is not always the case you still have time to find the right one there are more fish in the sea...

BOBBY: Heyyyy girl so I was just wondering if we could go catch a movie on Friday?
Brooke: Sure man... dials other friends to see if they can come in the middle of conversation.
BOBBY : { Feels numb from all the smiling that he is giving Brooke}. {Feels dead inside} . {Brooke breaks a lotta hearts criiii}!

Bobby has been friend zoned poor Bobby we love you man

by That petty bitch November 2, 2018

girlfriend friend

when you and your female friend exhibit romantic feelings and interactions but have mutually decided not to date. this different from when you're with a fuckboy and he doesn't answer the "what are we?" question. in this situation, you both know what you are: friends that really like each other but don't want to take any more steps.

person a: are you and emily dating?
person b: naw, she's just my girlfriend friend

by sassy gay dork February 25, 2017